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RVA — REAL VLAD ASSETS INDEX ROBINHOOD CHAIN · L2 · NOXA
THE ONLY INDEX THAT TRACKS REAL VLAD ASSETS · 69 CONSTITUENTS · WEIGHTED BY HYPE
6,969.00 ▲ +0.00 (+0.00%)
They turned off the buy button in 2021. Now Vlad turned on a blockchain. Steal from the rich. Pump the chart. 🏹
SOURCE: VLAD VIBES ONLY
Market Cap
$696.9M
24h Volume
$69.4M
Holders
69,420
Supply
1,000,000,000
All-Time Vlad
6,969.00
PAPER TRADINGSIM · NOT REAL MONEY
CASH BALANCE$10,000.00
RVA HELD0.0000
POSITION VALUE$0.00
TOTAL P&L$0.00 (0.00%)
// deposit your imaginary $10,000 before Vlad tweets
ORDER BOOKRVA/USD
BIDSIZEASK
Robin mascot trading RVA at a Bloomberg terminal
IMG_01 · SIDEBAR MASCOTChief Vlad Officer 🏹
▮ INDEX CONSTITUENTS — TOP 10 OF 69 HOLDINGS
RVA HOLDINGSREBALANCED EVERY TWEET
TickerCompanyPrice24hMkt CapIndex Weight
MARKET WIREVLADTERS · UNVERIFIED
ABOUT THE INDEXREADME.TXT

$ $RVA — Real Vlad Assets — is a memecoin index launched via NOXA Fun on the Robinhood Chain. The same app that disabled the buy button during GME now runs an L2. Vlad said it works great for memes. We believed him.


$ No utility. No roadmap. No earnings call — only Real Vlad Assets backed by hopium, chain gas, and 1,000,000,000 units of pure retail energy. Instant Uniswap V3 listing on NOXA Fun — tradeable from block one.


$ Your portfolio is now Vlad-coded. Stop crying. Start accumulating.█

Robin news anchor reporting RVA UP ONLY
IMG_02 · NEWS ANCHORRVA UP ONLY 📺
▮ VLADONOMICS — FULL TOKEN ECONOMY
1,000,000,000
TOTAL SUPPLY — 1B FIXED · NO MINTING · NO TOKEN TAX
0% / 0%
NO TOKEN TAX · UNISWAP V3 1% FEE TIER ONLY
🚀 NOXA
LAUNCHED ON NOXA FUN · INSTANT V3 · GRADUATION MILESTONES
LAUNCH MECHANICSNOXA FUN
V3 LP
WETH PAIR
GRAD
■ Instant listingUniswap V3 from block one
■ WETH pair1% fee tier · no LP migration
■ GraduationMilestone based on net buys / liquidity
■ Anti-snipe366 blocks (~1h) on launch
CONTRACT PARAMETERSON-CHAIN
TICKER$RVA
NAMEReal Vlad Assets
LAUNCH PLATFORMNOXA Fun
NETWORKRobinhood Chain (L2)
MAX SUPPLY1,000,000,000
DEXUniswap V3 · instant
LAUNCH FEE0.0005 ETH
UTILITYNone. Vlad said memes tho.
RISK RATINGMAXIMUM VLAD
Trading floor with RVA UP ONLY on the board
IMG_03 · TRADING FLOOR PANORAMARVA ▲ UP ONLY
▮ HOW TO BUY — TERMINAL GUIDE
rva@hood:~$ get-wallet
// Download a self-custody wallet compatible with Robinhood Chain.
// Write down the seed phrase. Do NOT screenshot it in the Robinhood app.
rva@hood:~$ bridge --to robinhood-chain --asset ETH
// Move ETH to the L2. Yes, the same company that turned off buys
// now runs a blockchain. Vlad says it's great for memes. We agree.
rva@hood:~$ open fun.noxa.fi/robinhood
// Find $RVA (Real Vlad Assets) on NOXA Fun and buy on Uniswap V3 instantly.
// No bonding curve. No waiting. Graduation is a milestone, not a migration.
rva@hood:~$ swap ETH RVA --slippage "diamond hands"
// After DEX migration, trade on the pool. CA only from pinned posts.
rva@hood:~$ hold --forever && tweet
// You are now a certified holder of Real Vlad Assets.
// Never sell at 3 AM. Especially not on a Vlad tweet. █
Trader swapping ETH for RVA on Robinhood Chain
IMG_04 · HOW-TO-BUY ILLUSTRATIONswap ETH → RVA
▮ JOIN THE HOOD
COMMUNITY DESK24/7/365 VLADPOSTING

10,000 retail traders refreshing the chart will eventually summon the pump. Be one of them. Bring diamond hands.


TELEGRAMt.me/realvladassets
X / TWITTER@RealVladAssets
CHARTNOXA Fun ↗
DRESS CODERobinhood green mandatory
RVA robin hood sticker mascot
IMG_05 · PFP / STICKER TEMPLATE$RVA · REAL VLAD ASSETS